Remember, if your sense of humor is hiding and has been for the last 10 years, this isn't the place for you, little pumpkin.
Here's what I think--
The more one talks about, advertises, and tries to convince others that they:
a) are a wonderful example of a Christian
b) are in the greatest relationship ever known to man
c) shop all the time
d) are so busy that they don't know what to do
e) have an exciting life
f) are working out every day all day
g) have a lot of money
h) ate a healthy meal
....the more I know that they:
a) can be found at a bar with a hooker the night before church
b) can be found, ahem, anywhere but together in a year or two and in the meantime, probably with the wonderful example of a Christian above and yes, the hooker too
c) can be found at yard sales in wealthy neighborhoods (no, nothing wrong with that!), fighting with their husband about money on any given day, getting served divorce papers
d) can be found on the couch 20 hours a day
e) can be found on the couch crying 20 hours a day
f) can be found maybe at a gym staring at themselves in a mirror, but probably in the vicinity of the couch
g) can be found arguing with their partner about money, divorcing their partner for spending all their money, divorcing their partner because he/she no longer has any money, or the most likely answer, working as a janitor and selling drugs on the side.
h) can be found at the greasiest food place in town, then on their couch with powdered donuts all over their face
The point is...people that have and are and do, simply do not feel the need to gush about what they have and what they do and what they are and how many crunches their monstrous abs did today at the gym or how much their boyfriend loves them, or how busy they are.
I'm gonna go to bed now...I have a super busy day tomorrow that I have to prepare for. So if you're looking for me...I'll be with all the busy people.
This is great. Don't know how I missed it.
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